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Sunday, January 19, 2020 5:49:51 PM
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Such many Star Wars fanboys.
Truly Chewbacca is no match for The WolfMan. A hairy alien wookie is no match for a supernatural almost immortal hunter.
The WolfMan can rip off Chewie's chest with one movement. Chewbacca's weapons can't damage the werewolf. And Chewbacca is not "bigger and stronger". The WolfMan novelization describes him as a 8ft muscled massive monster and in the movie he literally decapitated a man with a simple hit, and also cut off an arm.
Acept it Star Wars fanboys! Chewbacca is a puppy in comparison with the WolfMan, even with his weapons and strength. Damn! The WolfMan can defeat the entire wookie army seeing his novelization!
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Very nice rationalization! Applause

But, you are completely wrong. Shame on You

Chewbacca would whup that little puppy dog and send him running away with his tail between his legs.

Chewie is about 7-1/2 feet tall and around 250 pounds. He's thrown Stormtroopers around like rag dolls. Not only is his strength prodigious he also possesses superior intelligence to the Wolf Man who is basically a feral beast. Chewbacca is a master tactician from his days in the Kashyyykian armed forces and is an excellent Dejarik (Holochess) player as well.

He has been rumored to tear arms from sockets and is a formidable hand-to-hand combatant.

Chewie has nasty, big pointy teeth to rival those of the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog. I can see him decapitating the Wolf Man with those razor sharp chicklets quicker than Joey Chestnut hoovering copious amounts of Nathan's tube steaks.

Heck, give the Wookie his bowcaster and load it with silver cartridges and he could wipe out an entire kennel full of supernatural were-mongrels.


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