In the realm of Lilliputian characters two species stand tall - the Smurfs
They are similar in many ways. Both live in isolated enclaves - Smurfs
have their tiny mushroom houses
abide in an eponymous rock
must avoid the depredations of Chris Hansen's nightmare: Gargamel
while the Fraggles
are plagued by the GorgsSmurfs
look to the wise wizard Homnibus
and the Fraggles
lean on Marjory the Trash Heap
feast on smurfberries and Fraggles
scarf down radishes.Advantage: Smurfs Fraggles
open like this.Smurfs
respond with this.
Advantage: Fraggles Smurfs
are hard working, industrious workers as opposed to Fraggles
who appear to be worthless, good for nothing hippies.
Oh, let's say the Smurfs Fraggles
can fall asleep at the drop of a hatSmurfs
have large hats (although I have never seen a smurf not wearing a hat so that might actually be head)Advantage: Smurfs!Smurfs
counter withAdvantage: Fraggles
I mean, duh!Fraggles
have a character named BooberSmurfs
reply is...hmmm, let's see. Fatty? Handyman? The Smart One? The Dumb One? Oh, I'm just going with Grouchy!Advantage
: close but Fraggles
What think you!? Do the tiny blue proletariat's overrun the commie treehuggers? Or does the Give Peace a Chance faction stand a chance?
I want answers!