Oh, my!

What is that robot doing to Granny?

Well it does say on the cover that he's "over friendly" so....

Well now we know where Robot Chicken got the idea for Humping Robot from.

The proportion on this is so wrong

I believe that the Thing meant to say "this shrinking planet"

How can someone's legs be three times longer than their torso?

Um, uh - what the...I do not even know what I am looking at!

I'd love to see how big Tony Stark's head is if it can fit inside a helmet that's smaller than everyone else's head, even though he's in the forefront. Also, why does Thor look like some kind of troll?

This one is so laughingly bad that I don't know where to begin. There's the anatomically ludicrous girl of course, but what's with the guy brandishing a rolled up newspaper? And why is the other dude handing her a submarine sandwich dripping with, oh - I'm gonna say Italian Dressing.

It doesn't make any sense. Shaking my head...

Did this show up when you clicked the "Library" link at the top of the page? If not, it's a bit scary that I saw this cover earlier today and thought something along the lines of "I bet that's a wholesome book".

Given the apparent content of the books, I am going to say it's not Italian Dressing. A Google search shows that this series has at least 7 other books with equally crazy covers. The interior content shows that this is definitely a book that should come wrapped in plastic and kept behind the counter.

Yeah. When I clicked on Library it popped up. The cover that is.

After my Greg Land rant in the X-titles thread, I found some atrocious covers of his.

Beyond the fact that no one swims with their feet that far apart (or physically could), the anatomy & perspectives of it all is so screwy it starts playing tricks on your brain. Plus all the women in the background are mouthbreathers (a recurring Land problem) and the one has the worst scoliosis ever.




Even if he didn't photoshop a face that clearly doesn't fit into the rest of the picture's POV, everything else about the anatomy & perspectives here is wrong.




Words fail me.

Where is Spider-Man's other leg?

It wasn't funny in Home Alone, and it's not funny here.

The facial expression and the lack of hip bones/butt. It just looks like she is in a bow-legged cowboy pose or the her torso is attached to a horseshoe....

I wonder if he knows - or knew - Beetlejuice?

That must be her famous "Fighting Scissors" move.

It's like he's stretching with a ballerina pose but has the stone cold model of a guy walking the runway. Not to mention Cade Skywalker looks like he's farther away than he should be in a close combat saber battle.

Strike a pose there's nothing to it....at least that's what Madonna said.

An instant "classic"?




What the hell happened to Crystal?



Edit: Turns out the art inside is way, way worse than this. Like, Marvel has given up on the book bad.

Crystal got hit with the ugly stick.