"Yes, Flanders, There is a Santa Claus",
"Scared Straight...To Jail"
"Not a (Grean, Slimy) Creature Was Stirring"
*'Tis the season to be jolly with an all-new assortment of winter tales that usher in a Merry Squishmas with holiday television specials, focus groups, hibernating husbands, prison riots, and scary turtles. It's the perfect stocking stuffer, Hannukah candle lighter, Las Posadas piñata filler, Boxing Day gift wrap, and Kwanzaa libation coaster for everyone.