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OK, so everyone knows that fortune cookies contain some generic proverb like "He who sows courtesy reaps friendship" or "An intuition will lead you to fortune" or "Today is your lucky day", etc.

But the one I got this weekend has left me scratching my head. Here it is verbatim:

On the right track,
means need to run even faster,
or got run over

Confused At first I thought it was a failed attempt at a haiku. Now the more I contemplate it the more baffled I become. Translation please!

Can anyone top this?

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Monday, April 08, 2013 9:56:28 PM
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