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Poll Question: Who would win?

  • Aunt May Parker
    50%
    6 vote(s)
  • Ma Martha Kent
    50%
    6 vote(s)
MoonKnight1
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OK, fine. Have it your way. I just want the record to show that you have forced me into doing this. So, with no further ado, I give you:

Aunt May vs. Ma Kent!

These two mythical matriarchs may seem similar at first but there are some extreme differences.

First, May Parker is a sweet, but tough, old bird from the gritty environs of New York City while Martha Kent is a sweet, but tough, old bird from the vast farmlands of Kansas.

Each care for a surrogate son with super powers. However, Ma Kent has known all along about Clark's abilities and origin while poor May was always deemed to frail to withstand the revelation that Peter is the horrid web-crawler.

May used to hang with Doc Ock which is impressive but Martha has Krypto, the Super Dog so that's a wash.

Who knows what would cause these two venerable women to feud but my guess is it might have something to do with the blueberry cobbler competition at the local fair, or perhaps a certain someone's sweater making skills have been called into question or maybe someone said something about somebody's Momma. I don't know why but whatever the reason it's going down!

It's rolling pin against knitting needles!

Who Wins?

Aunt May



Pistol packing Auntie!


Kicking it with Otto


Ma Kent



Ma has the power of Super-Guilt


She neither confirms nor denies that she is possibly a Martian


Whatta ya think!?
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Khaine
Saturday, February 08, 2014 11:37:35 AM
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I picking the granny from the farm
Atilla2k
Saturday, February 08, 2014 11:51:07 AM
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Aunt May all the way! After all she was a Gray Panther (NYC Chapter)Laughing
Spider-Man
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Aunt May.

She once took on Galactus!!





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kidlippy
Saturday, February 08, 2014 3:15:07 PM
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Didn't Aunt May knock out Spider-Man??

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And how many times she die and kept coming back? I'm going with Aunt May.
MoonKnight1
Tuesday, February 11, 2014 1:46:24 PM
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kidlippy wrote:
And how many times she die and kept coming back?


You might be on to something here. Perhaps Aunt May is immortal? or even undead?

I can see Ma beating the tar out of May and when she turns her back to walk away old Miss Parker rises up and jumps her from behind!
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ukblueky
Tuesday, February 11, 2014 7:21:17 PM
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I'm going with the redneck granny from the farm. She'll yank May's hair out like plucking chicken feathers. May's wheat cakes won't save her this time.
dunleavy75
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Aunt May +1...Marvel > DC




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