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MoonKnight1
Wednesday, May 21, 2014 10:54:52 AM
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andyborehol wrote:
I wish that I could be a guest on the Howard Stern Show.

Granted, here's your seat.


I wish that I looked cool wearing sunglasses at night.
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andyborehol
Tuesday, May 27, 2014 10:29:34 AM
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MoonKnight1 wrote:
I wish that I looked cool wearing sunglasses at night.


Granted, but you can't see very well in them so you walk right into moving traffic.


I wish that my vacation wasn't over.
icarus201
Tuesday, May 27, 2014 2:16:15 PM
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andyborehol wrote:

I wish that my vacation wasn't over.

Granted. You're on permanent vacation. You're fired.

I wish that pizza didn't taste so good.

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BruceReville
Tuesday, May 27, 2014 2:31:15 PM
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icarus201 wrote:
andyborehol wrote:

I wish that my vacation wasn't over.

Granted. You're on permanent vacation. You're fired.

I wish that pizza didn't taste so good.


Granted, but now that is all you have to eat for the rest of your life - bad pizza.

I wish I had an Ocsar Meyer Wiener
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MoonKnight1
Wednesday, May 28, 2014 8:00:20 AM
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BruceReville wrote:
I wish I had an Ocsar Meyer Wiener


Granted, but after a couple of months it goes rancid and then no one will sit next to you on the bus.

I wish I could win the American Ninja Warrior title.
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andyborehol
Monday, June 09, 2014 11:38:14 PM
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MoonKnight1 wrote:
I wish I could win the American Ninja Warrior title.


Granted, but that's like being the best hockey player in Uganda...The real competition is in Japan!



I wish I could chug a beer with Stone Cold Steve Austin.

MoonKnight1
Sunday, June 15, 2014 11:28:40 AM
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andyborehol wrote:
I wish I could chug a beer with Stone Cold Steve Austin.

Granted, but it's a Black Label beer. Warm. Sick And Steve Austin punches you.Ooh



I wish that I could transform into a robotic dinosaur.


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icarus201
Sunday, June 15, 2014 11:43:12 AM
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MoonKnight1 wrote:
I wish that I could transform into a robotic dinosaur.

Granted, but you have no bladder control. You often pee yourself and rust your lower joints.

I wish I could watch every World Cup game at the stadiums.

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andyborehol
Sunday, June 15, 2014 8:18:53 PM
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icarus201 wrote:
I wish I could watch every World Cup game at the stadiums.


Granted. You can watch them on the little TVs that are on the wall while you work at the concession stand.


I wish that I were a Grandmaster in chess.
BruceReville
Monday, June 16, 2014 11:26:47 AM
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andyborehol wrote:
icarus201 wrote:
I wish I could watch every World Cup game at the stadiums.


Granted. You can watch them on the little TVs that are on the wall while you work at the concession stand.


I wish that I were a Grandmaster in chess.


Granted - but you Rook is always limp

I wish I had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich
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icarus201
Wednesday, June 18, 2014 7:53:13 AM
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BruceReville wrote:
I wish I had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich

Granted, but you are 42-year old Elvis about to visit the john, one last time.

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MoonKnight1
Wednesday, June 18, 2014 9:30:03 AM
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icarus201
Thursday, June 19, 2014 8:02:56 AM
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MoonKnight1 wrote:
What is your Wish, Icky? I want to jack it up! Devil

Oh, sheesh. I forgot.

I wish that I lived in a semi-detached.

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MoonKnight1
Thursday, June 19, 2014 8:36:26 AM
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icarus201 wrote:
I wish that I lived in a semi-detached.

Granted, but it's in Manchester.

I wish that I were worthy enow to hoist Mjolnir.
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icarus201
Friday, June 20, 2014 8:00:49 AM
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MoonKnight1 wrote:
I wish that I were worthy enow to hoist Mjolnir.

Granted, but if you lose contact with it for more than 60 seconds, you become....

This guy


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MoonKnight1
Saturday, June 21, 2014 3:24:49 PM
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I'll take it. Throg, Frog of Thunder!! Three-deep!

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icarus201
Saturday, June 21, 2014 4:19:04 PM
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I wish I lived in the Land of Oz.

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andyborehol
Wednesday, July 09, 2014 5:14:08 PM
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icarus201 wrote:
I wish I lived in the Land of Oz.

Granted, you now live in Oswald State Correctional Facility:



I suggest being extremely careful not to drop your soap while showering.


I wish that Marvel and DC would do a new crossover.
MoonKnight1
Tuesday, August 12, 2014 9:31:02 AM
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andyborehol wrote:
I wish that Marvel and DC would do a new crossover.

Granted, but it's a 52 issue, weekly series with 10 Variant covers for each one including: Hologram, Foil, Lenticular, Skottie Young, Zombies, Babies, Zombie-Babies, etc. and you go bankrupt trying to collect them all.

Oh, and the only two characters appearing are Deadpool and Lobo.

I wish that I was funnier than I think I am.
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Atilla2k
Tuesday, August 12, 2014 12:59:25 PM
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MoonKnight1 wrote:
I wish that I was funnier than I think I am.


Granted but it manifests itself in the form of you wearing a too small Paul Reubens Pee Wee Herman outfit 24/7...

I wish I was Vandal Savage...
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