OK, fine. Have it your way. I just want the record to show that you have forced me into doing this. So, with no further ado, I give you:Aunt May vs. Ma Kent!
These two mythical matriarchs may seem similar at first but there are some extreme differences.
First, May Parker is a sweet, but tough, old bird from the gritty environs of New York City while Martha Kent is a sweet, but tough, old bird from the vast farmlands of Kansas.
Each care for a surrogate son with super powers. However, Ma Kent has known all along about Clark's abilities and origin while poor May was always deemed to frail to withstand the revelation that Peter is the horrid web-crawler.
May used to hang with Doc Ock which is impressive but Martha has Krypto, the Super Dog so that's a wash.
Who knows what would cause these two venerable women to feud but my guess is it might have something to do with the blueberry cobbler competition at the local fair, or perhaps a certain someone's sweater making skills have been called into question or maybe someone said something about somebody's Momma. I don't know why but whatever the reason it's going down!
It's rolling pin against knitting needles!Who Wins?Aunt May
Pistol packing Auntie!
Kicking it with OttoMa Kent
Ma has the power of Super-Guilt
She neither confirms nor denies that she is possibly a Martian
Whatta ya think!?