Item Biography
Rex 'The Nail' Hauser is in a jam. He, his pro wrestling buddies, and his family chose the wrong spot to go camping, and now his dog has gone missing, and his wife has returned from looking for it, bloodied, naked, and stunned. Rex gets her to spill the story, and she tells of monsters...literal monsters in the woods. Rex and his buddies go looking and come across a maniac that, no matter how much damage he takes, keeps laughting and telling them they are doomed. Rex gets everyone in the RV and makes a run for it, but a motorcycle gang of freaks pursue. They lose them, but at a nearby ranger station, a terrible ceremony is about to take place, and we get a glimpse of the freaks' Master.