Item Biography
"Maggots, Maggots, Everywhere!"
Hellboy Jr. is a young demon, and, as such, he gets no flesh to eat...only maggots. He makes a deal with Hitler, who is Hellboy Jr.'s ward, to find out how to find the Enchanted Forest for some creatures to eat.
"Wheezy, the Sick Little Witch"
In a beautiful parody of Wendy, the Good Little Witch and Casper the Friendly Ghost, Wheezy has the plague and is supposed to stay inside, but she sneaks out to play with her friends with deadly results.
"The Ginger Beef Boy"
A desperate, barren chinese couple long for the baby they haven't been able to concieve. The wife makes a doll baby out of ginger beef, and a nearby fairy grants their wish and makes the Beef Boy real. When shelf life becomes an issue, they make him live in the refrigerator.
"The Creation of Hellboy Jr.: A Short Origin Story"
Mike Mignola tries to convince Bill Wray to create a character based on his Hellboy, and meets resistance. The issue is settled with costumed fisticuffs.
"Somnambo, the Sleeping Giant!!"
The land of Poopie Caca is cursed with evil trolls. To cleanse themselves of the vermin, they need to re-awaken Somnambo, the sleeping giant. The results are nothing short of diastrous.
Plus a Hellboy Jr. pin-up by Kevin Nowlan
"The Devil Don't Smoke"
Hellboy Jr. is tired of study and wants adventure. The magpie tempts his to an unauthorized field trip to the world of man. Mayhem ensues, and lessons are learned.