*We went out to Aqualand to see if it's true that dolphins like to munch on balloons, huh huh. Only Beavis started to float off because he's like aerodynamite or something. Then he fell in the pool, and these kick ass sharks were gonna munch on Beavis, but it turns out even sharks don't like the taste of Beavis juice. Heh heh m heh heh.
"I pee in the pool because it feels good." *Source: Back of Card