*We had to do this community service in a hospital. Hospitals are cool, cause they're an excellent racetrack for wheelchair races and stuff. And also, we'd go, like, "Hey, sick dude. When you die, will you give us your money?" Then we'd leave. Also we saved this fat dude's life by giving him that thing. VCR. So now we're like licensed to play doctor with chicks and stuff.
"The fatter they are, the fatter they fall." *Source: Back of Card