*Hank was pretty cool. He's this religion dude who tells people what to do and how to think and stuff. Like that dude on TV, Brian Gumball. Except like, at this place where Hank lives, he's the only dude who gets a TV. Nobody else gets one. That's why we had to like get out of his cult. Cults would be cool if you could just join and watch TV and like, hangout and eat nachos and stuff, and you didn't have to be like in prison. Like if you had all that, then you'd go, "Okay, dude, you can like have my mind, just let me like check out the TV."
"Sorry we can't stay and worship you." *Source: Back of Card