*We washed this car for this like dillweed. He said it was a classic. But instead it was old. So naturally it broke when we took it for a ride. Cars are cool for like driving chicks around and stuff. And if the chicks are old enough, they can drive you around. Like either way, you rule. Unless you're a dillweed. Or you have an old and sucky car.
"Yellow light, Butt-Head. Step on the gas." *Source: Back of Card