*Like, if you were a rock star, that would kick ass. and if you could be a rock star without having to write songs and stuff, that would kick ass even more. And, like, if you could be a rock star and like, finish your concert in time to go home and watch McGyver, that would kick more ass than there is ass in the world to be kicked, or something. Only don't let Beavis wake you up, or you won't rock hard. Huh huh huh huh huh. Hard.
"Uh... I heard Houston loves to party." *Source: Back of Card