*They put Butt-Head in prison before he could walk, heh heh. He was like a repeat offender of something. He was always offending and stuff. Like, the best thing about being a baby, is that you can pinch a loaf in your pants and somebody else has to clean it up. Heh heh. Being machure sucks cause like, you can only pinch loafs in certain places. And you have to clean it up yourself or Buzzcut makes you do push ups.
Beavis Predicts: If you see a chick. And she's naked. And she like wants you. You'll get a swelling in your pants. Heh heh. *Source: Back of Card