*Van Driessen is one of our teachers. He like tries to teach us how to be uncool. He belives in the spirit of the 60's, back before that guy, uh, Franklinstein invented electricity. He says that we have low self-steam, but Beavis flogs his about five times a day, so he must have us confused with some other kids.
Gift idea: Two piranhas who like hate each other. *Source: Back of Card