*There's this guy we know. His name is Todd and he's cool. He's our friend. He doesn't know he's our friend, but he is. These dudes are like in his gang. They're pretty cool too, and they're our friends, even though like they don't know it either. Their names are J.D., Slade, and Psycho. They let us hang with them. Except like if we have to drive somewhere, we have to ride in the trunk. They told us it's the law. That's okay though since we're all like friends.
Snappy comebacks: Uh, come again. Huh huh. *Source: Back of Card