*File Name: Deluca, Donald
Birthplace: Goblu, Michigan
Arrest Record: Speeding, reckless endangerment, littering, assault, grand-theft-auto, usury, felony spitting, bribery, passing stopped school buses at high speed.
When Road Pig was born, the doctor held him up and said "This is the ugliest-looking baby I have ever seen!" He was expelled from Kindergarten for milk-money extortion and dishonorably discharged from the Cub Scouts. After being kicked out of a low-life, outlaw gang for smelling worse than was acceptable by even their standards, he joined the Dreadnoks as a probationary member. They're having a hard time making up their minds about this one...
"Ugly? They banned him from football games because he stopped the clock! His mother had to tie a porkchop around his neck so the dog would play with him! He went to visit the Empire State Building and got strafed! I'll tell you, beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone!" *Source: Filecard on package.
Figure comes with "swivel-arm", accessories and file card on the back of the package.