*The Nuclearized Sinister Stormtrooping Solder!
Radiation Type: Robotium 0101
Toxicity Level: Mindless
Occupation: Minion
Toxic Tip: Conserve energy so we can eat it!
Don't think of us as strange. Think of us as your future: humorless, radioactive and cold. Some day, when Dr. Killemoff's corporate goal has been completed, all humans will wear out atomic armour and become humanoid Radiation Rangers. It is useless to resist us: we are great in number. We breathe the pollution you create -- and grow stronger every day. Nothing can destroy us -- as long as the air vents to our loogey-filled lungs stay unclogged.
We may be mindless, and we may not be able to speak, but we are many. Our only task is to destroy all Toxic Crusaders, so the world will wallow in its own waste -- all in the name of Dr. Killemoff -- our master. *Source: Back of Package