"Dresspool"
Penciled by Joe Cooper & inked by Pond Scum.
Deadpool paper dolls.
2 pages.
"Make Way for Deadpool"
Written by Joe Kelly, penciled by Joe Cooper & inked by Sue Crespi.
Children's story illustrated with black & white pictures.
7 pages.
"The Etiquette Lesson"
Written by Joe Kelly, penciled by Joe Cooper & inked by Pond Scum.
Parody of Highlights Magazine's Goofus & Gallant.
1 page.
"Friends Share Because Friends Care"
Written by Joe Kelly, penciled by Pete Woods & inked by Walden Wong.
Parody of Barney the Dinosaur.
11 pages.
"The Alphadead
Written by Joe Kelly, penciled & inked by Brian Smith.
Parody of children's alphabet book.
7 pages.
"Pool-By-Numbers!!!!"
Penciled by Mark Powers & inked by Pond Scum"
A paint-by-numbers picture of Deadpool playing poker with dogs.
2 pages.
Cover art by Joe Cooper.