"Introduction"
“But Rubin…if you’re not Jewish…how can you be Bar-Mitvahed?”
“Sure I save the coupons! How do you think we got these fancy outfits?”
“Just think Rubin…only 27 more payments and it’s all mine!”
“Hi Lantzman!”
“Sorry Rubin…you gotta be sixteen to get in.”
“Damn Pigeons!”
“Voodoo Woman”
“Shay…ain’t that somethin’? A Jewish Parakeet!”
“Thay Batfink…can I be your athithtant?”
"Batfink The Bank Robber!”
“Hiya Batfink! Howdja make out with Superdog?”
“It’s a perfect gift Batfink. You wind it up and it commits a crime!”
“Batfink, Shmatfink…this is no job for a nice Jewish boy!”
“Flying Aces”
“So you work for Batfink, eh? Didja ever think of moving up to the Big Time?”
“Gee, Batfink…what does a swell guy like you see in a girl like me?”
“Shame on you Rubin. After all I’ve done for you…how could you tell all your buddies Batfink is a bunch of crap?”
“I always get that damn Batfink signal at the wrong time!”
“Batfink The Good Will Ambassador”
“Batfink…you took the Tollis instead of the cape!”
“Gee whiz, Batfink…you really are a Super Hero!”
“Phee-Yew Batfink! Is that all you got…just one uniform?”
“Rubin, here’s 50 cents. Go take in a movie. I think I can handle this job myself.”
“Sorry Batfink…no openings for a Super Hero!”
“The Pulitzer Prize”
“Rubin, how many time I gotta caution you…STOP TELLING BIG BOY I CAN LICK HIM!”
“Hey, Batfink! Remember that job you said you wanted to handle yourself?”
“Aw come on Mom, can’t you leave a guy alone?”
“Gee, I’m sorry Rebbi, but I aint got time for a Minyon now.”
“It’s my new secret weapon to use against our arch enemy…the Tseetsees Fly!”
“Batfink, you really know how to hurt a guy!”
”Flakies”
“Batfink Meets Shmendrick”
“The End”