It's Christmas Eve, and Goon and Franky head for a party at Norton's Pub. Mirna comes on strong to Goon with the mistletoe, but he shows indifference because he thinks he's too ugly. The festivities are interrupted by a mother who's child has gone missing. Goon has Merle the Wolf Boy get the scent, and they are off on the hunt. What they find are man-eating elves who have Goon and Franky on the ropes until good ol' Saint Nick arrives.