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The Zombie Priest has obtained his secret weapon in his bid to regain power, the Mother Zombie, and his first act is to pluck out and feed her his own right eye to consummate his spell. The Priest's own people are sure that he has lost it and start abandoning ship, starting with Houstus Grave. Goon can't figure out why Buzzard doesn't think it's time to sweep in for the final kill on the Priest, but he soon will. There are other worries for Goon, though, like the mobsters that are trying to move back into the vacuum left by the zombies' disappearance. In the wake of yet another attempted hit on the Goon, he and Franky find themselves surrounded by a score of mysterious mini monsters.
"Spike"
Goon and Franky read about a millionaire's baby who has been kidnapped by the zombies, and decide that payday has come. After a round of intense zombie-bashing, Franky gets his hands on the prize, and in a fit of over-enthusiasm, emulates his football heroes, and spikes the ball in the endzone.