*A Memetic manifestation of the evil God Cthulhu, Cthulhu two, has sprung into reality for reasons that rex would rather not be mentioned, and is now awakening from his deep slumber beneath the island of R'lyeh II. Rex and a crack team of librarians have joined forces with the US Navy to try and reach 'The Ear of Cthulhu' on the island. When they speak into it the dread pamphlet of litterable evil, they will seize control of Cthulhu two's brain. But other menacing forces have obtained the pamphlet from the Middleton Library's Front desk, and they also are converging on the island of R'lyeh, intent on turning Cthulhu two into a mindless slave of unimaginable power. This convergence leads to... AN EXCESS OF EVIL! *Source: SLG Publishing