*The Tick Society Deluxe Membership Kit entitles every Tick fan to become a life-long member of The Tick Society of Arachnid Vigilance!
Each kit consists of a manila envelope containing everything Tick fans need to become a loyal member of The Tick Society. Each kit enables the buyer to join THE TICK SOCIETY: DELUXE MYSTIC ORDER OF ARACHNID VIGILANCE - the official fan legion of The Tick!
Here's what you get for your hard-earned cash:
Official colorful Membership Button
Official Tick Straw - complete with custom printed wrapper
Official Tick Spoon - serially-numbered for your protection
Certificate of Oneness - suitable for framing
The super-secret Cyphermatic Decoder Wheel
5x7-inch real honest-to-goodness glossy simulated 'photo' of The Tick
'Helpful Hints for Existence' the 16-page Tick Society Handbook. Contains the Mystic Order Manifesto and much much more.
Official three-color Membership Card - documenting your standing within the membership rolls as an official 'Cog' (the starting rank on your climb up the official ladder of Tickness!)
Official Tick MOAV super-secret envelope to contain all this cool stuff!
Add purpose to your existence!
You too can become an Agent of The Tick's Mystic Order!
Join THE TICK SOCIETY...
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MYSTIC ORDER of ARACHNID VIGILANCE *Source: necpress.com