"Nobody Loves Me",
- "Magical Truthsaying Bastard Spidey!"
- "From the Mountain to the City"
- "I Hump It Here"
- "The Heroic Revenge Fantasy"
- "The Ugly Paranoid Dream"
"The Walk",
"Dancing in the Here and Now",
"Gouge Away, A Three-Part Story",
"Gouge Away, Part Two of Three",
"Gouge Away, Part Three of Three"
Collects Transmetropolitan #31-36.