Collects stories originally published in Xxxenophile issues 1-10 and one new story:
Bequeath the Sheets (issue #9); Vici, Vidi, Veni (#10); Wish Fulfillment (#6); Horse Sense (#6); Trees a Crowd (#2); My Favorite Oitling (#10); The Adventures of Rex Kevlar, Chapter 17 (#7); Rule of Three (#7); Write Your Own XXXenophile Story (new)