Don't read this!
Hey! Why are you reading this? You're wasting your time! You could be enjoying the work of the world's greatest alternative cartoonists, inside this big, fat book. No, instead, you're just gonna keep staring at this back cover, and it's only gonna say that these are wild and uninhabited stories of all the great DC Comics heroes (Superman, Batman, the Flash, Wonder Woman, Green Lantern, Aquaman, the Justice League? You're heard of them rookie?) interpreted a brand-new way that's strictly... Bizarro.