*Whenever dachshunds are in danger, peacocks are imperiled, crows are up a creek or newts are in need, there is only one man who's man enough to right these beastly wrongs: Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. Yes, the stunningly shrewd rescue of an abused Shiatsu can be called a once-in-a-lifetime feat, but for Ace, it's just another day on the job. *Source: Back of card