*61. A Hot Tip
Fone Bone strolls up to Phoney’s Bettin’ Booth just in time to hear him whisper to a local, "The ‘Mystery Cow’ is the most ferocious cow I’ve ever seen!" Fone Bone marches right up to the booth in front of all the potential bettors and demands to know what’s going on. When Phoney explains, exasperated, that he’s running a bookmaking operation, Fone Bone exclaims, "I wouldn’t trust you to hold an ice cream cone!" *Source: Back of card