*Rebel troops take up defensive positions around a sealed metal door and take aim silently. They heard sounds around them.
Rebel soldier: What if they come in a different door?
Suddenly, the door explodes open and stormtroopers enter, exchanging fire with the Rebel soldiers. A Rebel soldier gets caught in the crossfire.
Older Rebel soldier: Damn, I was two days from retirement! *Source: Back of card