*Greaser Greg
Alias: Chris Hiss
Address: 86-06 Avenue Ouch, Brooklyn, New York
Permanent record:
-9/9/82 - Broke into parochial school. Hit every girl named Marry with plastic ruler.
-7/23/84 - Tattooed his name an address on local senior citizens.
-3/15/86 - Wrapped duct tape around heads of terminal acne patients. Then removed slowly.
Favorites:
Food: Roast leg of Sam
Song: "Whip It"
Book: (can't read but likes pictures of guns)
Movie: "Rocky I,II,III,IV..."
T.V. Show: "Family Tied"
Quote: "Wanna check out my broken glass collection?" *Source: Back of Card