*Waist Size: A svelte 25 Klingon inches
Secret Origin: Conceived at the first Star Trek convention and later abandoned, the baby who was to become Comic Book Guy was adopted by a couple who had been trying for years to conceive a good tax deduction. Ignored by his new parents, C.B.G. was raised on television, comics and junk food. The taste of a thousand Sweet Tarts couldn't counter the bitterness he felt due to their neglect. When a box of Little Lotta comics fell on him at the Android's Dungeon one fateful day, he sued and was awarded the store. From that day on, he has used his retail powers to exact revenge on a public that shunned him and to make a tidy profit on the side.
Likes: Graphic sequential literature
Dislikes: Your grubby little hands on his precious comics
*Source: Back of card