* Welcome to Smallville - Mutant Capital of the World! That's what the billboard outside of town should read. Ever since the meteor shower of 1989, dozens if not hundreds of bizarre things have been popping up throughout the area. Some folks blame LuthorCorp plant runoff for our little festival of freaks, but tell me this - how come no other LuthorCorp plant is surrounded by home-grown horrors? Meteor rocks - ignore them at your own risk! *Source: Back of card.