* According to his many exploited ex-girlfriends, Sean Kelvin was one cold dawg. But he suffered the ultimate chill-out after falling through the ice at Crater Lake one night. He turned from stealing hearts to stealing body heat, and when he gave an ex-girlfriend the cold shoulder and then dropped her - well, it just broke her up. Literally. But Sean got his comeuppance - he accidentally froze himself into a pond. The police hacked him out and put him in cold storage. Somewhere. *Source: Back of card.