*Soothslayer Goregoon
Bludjon was the only All-Org Splatterball League All-Star who lived to accept his award at the pre-Splatterbowl festivities. A trim (6'2", 180 lbs.) combination of power, strength and speed, he is uncanny in his ability to cause a fumble by dismembering an enemy runner or blitzripper. Bludjon's four nimble hands move quicker than a three-card monte dealer's, causing considerable confusion and attrition. A rookie with only six games to his credit, he could become an Org legend if he lives long enough. *Source: Back of card