*The Umpire
Daggerhorn, a form Hackclaws runner who survived 67 games, is considered the best umpire in the game today. He has officiated in 478 Splatterball games and six championships, and was picked to handle Splatterbowl I. Hovering over the field in his bio-flyer [sic], he will look closely to see that no one injures the ball, except by spiking it. Any player violating this rule is quickly extinguished; the field, which is alive like everything else on the Org, simple opens up and devours the offender. *Source: Back of card