*Soothslayers
The genetically engineered Soothslayers' cheerleading squad is composed of 169 little ladies, none taller than three feet. They do complicated cheerleading tricks, ranging from a realistic locomotive pull to a pyramid that builds steadily to twice the height of the Splatterbowl. Woe to the Soothslayer opponent who gets in the cheerleaders' way; he is quickly engulfed and snipped into tiny pieces. *Source: Back of card