*Skullrender Goregoon
Weighing 720 lbs. (in Earth's gravity) and looming large (8'5" on the playing field, Druber epitomizes the Skullrender penchant for gigantic Goregoons. A former pro football offensive lineman who was genetically reengineered [sic], he uses his vast bulk to block enemy runners hurtling toward the end zone. Few of them ever survive a collision with Druber. In contrast to his vicious, life-rending blocks, Druber is a gentle giant off the field, an intellectual plasmoid who enjoys collecting butterflies. *Source: Back of card