*A wisecracking, marauding menace from totally wasted planet Titanium, Mega-Slank is the big, bad pirate in the galaxy's sea of life. His outrageous excursions to Earth include a safari to steal Earth's endangered species for Titanium's zoos and a plan to organize an interstellar garage-sale to sell off Earth's national monuments, lakes and parks to rich alien buyers. *Source: Back of card