* Speed Downhill
How is it possible for one goof to be so stupid? If he'd stop to defrost his brain for a minute, maybe he'd realize that trees do not mix with skiis - even though they're both made of wood. But don't ask us how he got around the first three trees. Watch out for this avalanche of horror the next time you're out skiing - and, since he can show up anywhere . . . watch out when you open your feeezer.
*Source: Back of card.