Polybagged with Wizard: The Guide to Comics #17.
*Rob Liefeld's Santa the Barbarian
Real Name: Kris "Krossfire" Kringle
Group Affiliations: Those li'l Keebler elf guys, The N.R.A.
Age: Unknown
Height: 5'10"
Weight: 420 lbs.
Tough times call for a tough attitude. Households are now using oil and gas heat, closing the flue of the chimney and using the fireplace strictly for show-Brand "X" name cookies left out all night next to luke-warm glasses of skim milk, old fashioned homemade cookies and rich, whole milk being a thing of the past-Ol' Kris Kringle has had it up to here with this crap, and from now on we're gonna start doing things his way. Got a problem with that? Give him any lip and you'll end up with a ho-ho-hole in your head.
*Source: Card back