"Cold, Hard Facts"
In the year 2312, an overcrowded world finds a relic of the 20th Century, a forgotten cryogenics lab with one frozen occupant still intact. They thaw this individual out to see if he can become a productive member of the new world. They quickly see that he cannot, and send Walt Disney off for liquidation. 5 pages.
"The Zombies that Ate the World, Chapter 1: A Domestic Drama in a Suburban Hell"
The zombie infestation has grown to the point that the world of the living has made its peace with the undead, now referred to as 'the living impaired.' Not all people are happy with this, and so Karl Neard make a living by making the unliving 'disappear.' 12 pages.
"Spouting Off: The Random Thoughts of Jean-Pierre Dionnet"
6 page editorial with spot illustrations.
"Dragon of the Northern Pass"
The small medieval village has seen a sharp drop in their revenues since the Dragon has blocked the mountain pass to their town, killing all comers. Countless heroes have died in attempts to rid themselves of the beast. Now, a youth takes his turn and finds the beast can be reasoned with. 10 pages.
"4 F**king Bags of Garbage"
Friends gather to clear out their recently deceased friend's apartment and marvel over his gifts, but lament over his drug addictions, ultimately cleaning his life's possessions into four bags of garbage. 6 pages.
"Fragile, Part 2"
Alan's friend goes to his home to find why he hasn't been around, and find lots of blood, but no Alan. Meanwhile, two very bad customers have arrived in the town of Wale, and it is bad tidings for the Undead. 11 pages.
The King and Queen rule over the City of Megalex, which nearly covers the entire planet. The rebel grow bolder by the day, however, challenging the sovereign's rule. Their daughter Kavatah has been put in charge of tackling the rebels who dwell in forest, while her mother, Queen Marea, attends to the seas. The King focuses on creating the perfect weapon. 8 pages.