*Slightly Battered Daring Defender of Earth, the Cosomos, and Everything Else!
Earthworm Jim's Really big Weapons & Accessories:
Battle Damaged Snott, Battle Damaged BIG Crow Croakin' Gun, Battle Damaged Hand Blaster Gun
By the worm of my chinny-chin-chin! I've been hit! Blasted in my prime! Quick, Snott, hand me my Batle Damaged Hand Blas - Oh, no, Snott! - you've been hit, too! Is there no justice?! Poor little Snott, those blast-happy villains can't even pick on someone their own size. They'll be sorry, though. Real sorry! They're gonna EAT DIRT! Ugh! I've ben hit again! All the really cool stuff inside my nuclear-powered suit has been exposed - here, in front of everyone! Oh, the shame! Thank the worm of all creation, I can snap my Spring Action Battle Damage Chest Plate back on. GROOVY! Now to return the fire with my Battle Damaged BIG Crow Croakin' Gun - BAM! Take that Psycrow, you future feather duster! Now for my Battle Damaged Hand Blaster Gun - BOOM! EAT DIRT Evil and Henchrat, you future feather duster users! Oh, no! My power is draining... need to re-charge soon or all is lost! Oh, Great Worm of Wonder, more vile villains have surrounded me and my faithful Snott. Will my super suit hold against this onslaught of evil? I think not, Snott. Our only hope is my ever present faithful pal Peter Puppy. Where is he anyway? Oh, Omnipresent Annelid, it is he, my little buddy with the means of our escape - a wobbly wheeled shopping cart! Off to our secret hideout for repairs! We will return another day to inflict hideously horrible revenge on you crusty cretins. But hark, is that a coo-oow? OOOMPH! *Source: Back of Package