*The Depth Diving Underwater Defender of Earth, the Cosmos, and Everything Else!
Earthworm Jim's Relaly big Weapons & Accessories:
Stick-it-to-'em Spear Blaster and Spear, Real Water Shooting Gun with Jetpack Water Storage and Deep Sea Snott
Fear not, my water licking lads! I, Earthworm Jim, have come to rescue you all! I have converted my super suit to allow me to traverse the great barrier below. Notice my watertight helmet and extra oxygen tanks - very stylish. By the Great Worm Provider! Is that Bob & #4 I see approaching with a giant mechanical bay shrimp? Why, yes, it is! Quickly, I must whip out my Stick-it-to-'em Spear Blaster and aim for the giant mechinaical shrimp's eyes. Oh, Great Wiggling Worm, he has no eyes! The horror, oh, the horror! In mere moments, I will be a worm-stain on his mechanically sharpened shrimp teeth. He does have teeth, I can see that! Deep Sea Snott, my Spears please. Thanks, my snorting sleeve-wipe of a friend. Just a little to the left... there, got 'em! Now it's blind shrimp cocktail for everyone! But before I dine, I must rid this underwater world of the evil that is Bob & #4. With my Real Water Shooting Gun with Jetpack Water Storage, I shall pre-soak them until they shrink into nothingess. I love this job! Equipped with my Special Mission Deep Sea Suit, I have once again defeated evil on its own turf - making the waterways safe for all fishes to eat, sleep and play! Oh, Amazing Annelid, who holds the sky above our heads, is that Professor Monkey-for-a-Head with a giant mechanical sea anemone? No, it's just Deep Sea Snott with a case of the bends. See you all later, my water-wallowing weirdos! Whoa, over yonder breaking wave, is that a surfin' cow I see? Cowwwamoooga! *Source: Back of Package