*Grossville High Official Hall Pass
Name:
is hereby permitted to enter the hallways for the purpose of (check one)
( ) Using the outhouse
( ) Cleaning out a condemned locker
( ) Reporting to Nurse Curse to have stomach pumped.
( ) Reporting to Sigmund Fraud for shock treatment
( ) Reporting to the principal's office for questioning.
( )Reporting to Vinnie-The-Vice's office to repay student loan. or have legs broken.
( ) Other_____________
Penalties for unauthorized use of this pass include free lunch in cafeteria, free library card, and a free date with Debbie Desperate. *Source: Back of Card