*How to Survive Math at Grossville High:
1. Find the class nerd. Promise him if he helps you, you won't shove a slide rule up his nose.
2. Trade your new math book for an old beat up wormeaten math book. Chances are the answers will still be written in the margins.
3. Cut out the center of each page of your math book. Hide your pocket calculator inside.Amaze Professor Rootski and your friends with how fast you whip out the answers.
4. When taking a math test wait till the class is almost over, then throw up on your paper. The teacher will take your word for it that you answered the problems correctly. *Source: Back of Card