*Koo Koorachas Rules to Dances
1. Bowling shirt and dirty sneakers are opt.
2. Nose picking must be done facing the wall.
3. Any student who's too clean will be doused with toxic waste and/or yesterday's lunch.
4. When spitting on the floor, try to miss other dancers.
5. When dancing, avoid stepping on your mascot Ronnie Roach.
6. Fly swatters are permitted to keep flies off your date.
7. You must dance an entire song with your partner no matter how bad he or she smells. *Source: back of Card