*Grossville High's Totally Gross Etiquette
1. Do not slurp your soup. Stick your tongue in the bowl and lap it up. If it's good enough for Lassie, it's good enough for you.
2.Biting your fingernails is rude and tasteless. Bite your toenails instead.
3. How about the hocker that gets stuck in the back of your nose? Should you snort it out or swallow it? That depends on whether you want to make yourself sick, or everyone else sick.
3. Never offer your seat to a lady. There aren't any at Grossville High anyway.
4. It's not proper to barf on the first date. Try and hold it for the second date.
5. At the drinking fountain, offer someone else the first drink. If he survives, you'll know the water is safe. *Source: Back of Card
*Note: Typo on back of card lists two different # 3's.